Monday, March 15, 2010

got me some brownie mix!!!

Today's giant eagle trip:

8 boxes of Betty Crocker Brownie Mix
12 Zone Perfect Bars
10 cans of Progresso Soup
2 bags of Betty Crocker Instant Potatoes
1 tub Land o Lakes whipped butter
10 bottles of Vitamin water zero
1 Excedrin Migraine 50 ct

total before coupons $69.58 total after coupons ~ $10.28

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

10 reasons running sucks

So as soon as the weather completely turns I'm gonna try this "running" thing again....the attempt made last year failed miserably ~ so while I was considering taking it up again this spring I thought of 10 reason why this is gonna suck ~ so here goes ~ the top ten reasons I hate running:

1. Runners don't seem to care about the weather conditions, hence no rain jacket, umbrella holder or rain boots.

2. My boobs just don't get it ~ they do not cooperate at all during the running period

3. I sweat like a pig

4. The sweat seeps down my back and down into the crack of my ass which is never a good feeling.

5. I often get a headache ~ for reasons unknown

6. I look ridiculous as I clearly don't understand the proper running manner which is expected of average runners

7. my shoes get dirty

8. my earbuds never stay where i put them

9. I forget that I'm not the only one who can hear me singing ~ this isn't the car

10. my sunglasses don't stay put from the excessive amount of sweat pouring down my face

so overall....running sucks....but I'm gonna give it another try this spring :) bitching the entire time.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Cottage Cheese Ass

You've seen it.....don't pretend like you haven''re behind a woman in the grocery store...this woman thought it would be a fine idea to wear those beige sweats...just a bit snug compared to the last time she wore them. While she was choosing her attire for the day....all she could think about, underwear, who needs to wear underwear....I can't possibly have people seeing my underwear thing you know ~~~you're face to face with cottage cheese ass protruding through the fabric. ACK!